I don’t really have time today to sit here and tell jokes. I’ve got a midterm tomorrow, which means I’ve got to get home and clean my room, cook a full dinner and organize my desk. You know – all the stuff I never do unless there’s studying I should be doing.

I guess you could call me a productive procrastinator. I know if it weren’t for that huge research paper I had last quarter, my comic book collection never would have gotten alphabetized.

Monday’s forecast: A wash and wax job for the weathermobile.