So even if you don’t know who they are, what they do or what the hell A.S. even stands for, you gotta give the kids some credit. To stay up late making signs and buttons that say “Vote for me!” while the rest of us get to sit on our asses watching TV and drinking beer to our hearts’ content is pretty damn admirable. Or just kinda dumb. You decide.

Drink of the Week

The President
– 1 oz. Jack Daniel’s whiskey
– 1 oz. banana liqeuer
– 1/2 oz. Kahlua
– 2 1/2 oz. double cream
Shake over ice and strain into a cocktail glass.
If you’re not a fan of campus politics, at least toast to the fact that in less than a week, all this election hoopla will finally be over. Cheers.

Those Silly A.S. Kids

They may be qualified. They may have connections. And some of them are actually kinda hot. But a decent command of the English language was somewhat lacking, as far as we could tell. Some quotes from our endorsement meetings with the A.S. candidates: