How about Janet Jackson’s righty? That thing was corny looking. It looked like one of those fake feet that people have hanging out of their car trunk.

Yeah, I know, it’s a little late to be jumping on the Bash Janet bandwagon, but my memories from Super Sunday are just now returning. These things take a day or two. Except if we’re talking about finding the weathermobile, which, apparently, takes at least three days.

Wednesday’s forecast: Speaking of which, how long will it be before “bashing a Jackson” takes it’s rightful place in American parlance alongside “choking the bishop” and “flogging the dolphin”?