What has fuzzy feet and bare legs and looks funny riding a bike?

The UCSB females who have embraced the Ugg boot and miniskirt look.

What has big eyes and a crooked neck and can’t walk straight?

The UCSB males who apparently don’t care how those females stay warm as long as they don’t let the miniskirts go into hibernation.

Thursday’s forecast: Skimpy-at-all-costs remains the vogue. Look for the fellas rocking ski jackets with Speedos and the ladies sporting bikini tops with those big, fat, fuzzy hats they wear in Russia.