The bicycle gods have conspired with the recent gale-force breezes to create a new deathtrap on campus: the Arts Building bike rack. The wind propels your bike at 60 miles per hour through the lot entrance, which is guarded by a solid wall of bicycles. You’re lucky to survive this long and luckier if you can lock up your bike before the next victim rockets by and sends you running for cover.

Friday’s forecast: 70 percent chance of me walking to class.