Make-up Work

Don’t ditch class. Kerr Hall is a scary place. At 10 o’clock at night the building is dark and creepy. It looks something like an old castle in the moonlight. All the windows are dark.

And yet upstairs, down the long corridor are the learning labs which are pretty much empty, but still inexplicably open – and at the desk sits the attendant slouched anticlimactically in a chair.

“Would you like a headset? I’ll need your access card.”

Tuesday’s forecast: We’ll leave the light on for you.