Note the email address above. Do I get fan mail? A little. Do I get hate mail? Sometimes. But more than anything else, I get junk mail.

It’s literally amazing what people want to sell to the Weatherhuman.

I can get free magazine subscriptions. I can get 25% off all women’s lingerie and a great deal on penis enlargement. And if these weren’t enough, I got a mean offer today for fax machine toner.

Wednesday’s forecast: A thought concerning internet advertisers – you can sell anything if you start with your soul.