I went up on my roof for the first time the other day and it just so happens that I have a perfect view of the neighbor’s yard. By some miracle of physics, you can hear right down in there, too:

Large hairy man in bear pajama bottoms and a small t-shirt, toting a beer, slouched in a lawn chair: “I so could have got some last night. I mean, she was ready to go, but I got tired and sent her home.”

Thanks for sharing.

Tuesday’s forecast: safe sex