Today you have a chance to do your duty for your school and democracy: Write in “Weatherhuman” for A.S. President. I promise to do nothing. True, this is the goal of every other candidate, but I won’y take free tuition or honoria for it.
Wednesday’s forecast: 70 votes for me, because I’ve got money on it.
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“dusty rusty crusty musty ass california hills”
“frowning in plaid (haunted radios, bird bones + anthropomorphized wind)”
“warming my hands on bridges i’ve burnt”
“songs that make me see god”
“My Playlist #236”
“classy wine moment and intellectual conversation”
“90s heroin chic model off duty”
“tweet tweet bird emoji map emoji”
“not my circus, not my monkeys”
“a grave is probably cheaper than an apartment”
“ATE THESE BITCHES LEFT NO CRUMBS / DID IT IN DESIGNER PUMPS”
