Its popularity contest season again. Associated Students candidates spent Sunday night littering campus with illegible campaign materials, each in a vain attempt to make their name more recognizable than the next Leg Council crusader.
My name is clearly printed 11,500 times everyday in 20 point sans serif typeface. Beat that with a sharpie.
Tuesday’s Forecast: Vote Weatherhuman 2002.
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“dusty rusty crusty musty ass california hills”
“frowning in plaid (haunted radios, bird bones + anthropomorphized wind)”
“warming my hands on bridges i’ve burnt”
“songs that make me see god”
“My Playlist #236”
“classy wine moment and intellectual conversation”
“90s heroin chic model off duty”
“tweet tweet bird emoji map emoji”
“not my circus, not my monkeys”
“a grave is probably cheaper than an apartment”
“ATE THESE BITCHES LEFT NO CRUMBS / DID IT IN DESIGNER PUMPS”
