There is buried treasure under Los Carneros.

That is why road crews keep digging up sections of the street only to inexpertly patch the holes. No real road crew would do such a poor job resurfacing Isla Vista’s primary artery of traffic. The workers are not lazy, witless, break-taking, county road crews, but rabid treasure hunters seeking 17th century Spanish dabloons. Now that I am on to them they have halted their excavations, leaving the drive between I.V. and the 101 more akin to off-roading.

Tuesday’s Forecast: I’m hot on your trail One-Eyed Willie, the Gold will be all mine.