Weather Dating Game

The weathermates have attributed the weatherpet’s ill temper to lack of companionship. I have decided to wield my three inches of power to make a small mammal love connection and find him a special lady.

Shy sensitive cavy seeking special lady. I’m a 5″ tall, 2 lbs. calico with short straight hair. Seeking talkative lady guinea pig with similar interests. Likes salad bars and short walks through shredded wood chips. Dislikes large predatory birds and Peruvian chefs.

Valentine’s Day Forecast: Send suggestive small mammal photos. If he likes her, the two of them will get an all-expense-paid trip to Fresh Choice.