Schizophrenia is almost as good as a foreign accent in my book.
With this in mind, imagine my delight as I saw my TA mumbling gibberish to himself (in his fantastic Russian accent) and making wild hand gestures to no one in particular as he was walking on campus yesterday.
Naturally, I got excited and went in for a closer look. However, my dreams of a schizo/accent combo were soon dashed, as he was merely using one of those psychologically misleading “hands-free” cell phones.
What a crock.
Thursday’s forecast: I didn’t think anything could be more annoying than normal cell phones … I was wrong.