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In Photos | MSA Hosts Vigil in Solidarity With Muslims of New Zealand

Over 200 people were in attendance.
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In Photos | 11 Minutes For 11 Years: Youth Climate Strike Takes Over Arbor

The 11 a.m. strike lasted just over 30 minutes.
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VIDEO: Random Acts of Kindness 2019

The Daily Nexus teamed up with Woodstocks Pizza to celebrate this year’s Random Act of Kindness month and give back to the students.
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Breaking: Literally Nobody Tried To Bribe Their Way Into UCSB

In a shocking scandal, it was revealed that the United States Department of Justice has charged 50 people in six states for paying bribes for entry into elite universities. These bribes helped otherwi...
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Local Student Says ‘No Thank You’ to Finals

Finals are almost here, and with them come yerba binges, restless nights and quiet sobs in the library. This year, though, local UCSB students seem to have put a stop to this quarterly tradition.
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Student Asleep in Egg Chair Since 1992 Finally Wakes Up

Dazed and confused but thoroughly reseted, that same girl you’ve seen perpetually slumped in one of Davidson Library’s egg chairs every single day since freshman year has finally woken up.
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Girl Who Reposts All Her Birthday Wishes To Instagram Story Edges out Ted Cruz and Fyre Festival Guy for Worst Person in the World

In an international poll with hundreds of millions of participants, Girl Who Reposts All Her Birthday Wishes To Instagram Story has narrowly been declared the worst person in the entire world. The rac...
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Engineering Department Rampant with Bootcut Jeans and Skechers, Prompts Campuswide Orgasms

UCSB’s high-ranking College of Engineering is allegedly rampant with bootcut jeans and Skechers — and everyone is nutting, according to a new observation by Anyone Who’s Ever Been on That Side o...
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Professor Tells Terminally-Ill Student ‘No Make-Ups, Go Fuck Yourself’

This Friday, one professor in the UCSB math department reportedly told a terminally-ill student, Sal Monella, to “get fucked” when said student requested to take a midterm late due to his mortal a...
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A.S. is Fine! Everything is Fine!

Associated Students is doing the best it has ever done! Never has A.S. done so many beneficial things for UCSB. A.S. passes only good plans that are very well thought through and everyone agrees on th...
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Last-Ditch Effort


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Internal Conflict


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White Girl Continues To Touch Hair of Beautiful Girl Who Sits in Front of Her

Last week, it was reported that Tiffany-Joy Johanson-Mills suddenly and without consent plunged her fingers into the hair of a Beautiful Girl sitting in front of her during a mid-sized communication p...
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“Oh the Caucasity,” Exclaims the 5 Percent of Black Students at UCSB

In what is breaking news to only white students, an abysmal five percent of students at UC Santa Barbara are actually Black. While Black students have been painfully aware of this fact for a very long...
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Letters To My Lover (Recruiter)

Dearest Recruiter, How are you? How have you been? I haven’t heard from you in two months, but I’m doing fine. Being ghosted is normal for me, so just let me know when you want to talk. I’ll be ...
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