The Daily Nexus has retracted the satirical Nexustentialism blog post titled “ISIS Seizes FT, Establishes Gaucho Caliphate,” published at 5 a.m. on Oct. 21, due to the piece’s lack of proper editorial review prior to being posted. The piece does not reflect the views of the Nexus editorial staff or of UCSB and steps are being taken to ensure that all future content of this nature goes through the appropriate editorial channels before being published. The Daily Nexus apologizes for this editorial oversight. For further information or inquiry about this retraction, contact the Editor-in-Chief at email@example.com or come by the Daily Nexus Editorial office underneath Storke Tower.
It's satire, stupid.