Week 3: Shit gets tough. You’re sleeping less, working more, playing Assassinate the Professor in your head too much… what’s a poor Gaucho to do? Well, you could pull the ol’ heave ho off DP like a coward or you can actually face life. Go to sleep on time. Play Bejeweled Blitz less and do homework more. Get up at a reasonable hour and eat breakfast. You know, basically everything your high school counselor said to do to prepare for the SATs.

Tomorrow’s Forecast: Ah, fuck, who am I kidding? Just go to the beach and do some chillin’ like a villain. Who knows? Maybe homework will learn to do itself.