Wednesday Hump

Painfully Awkward and Awkardly Painful

Boys, I need to talk to you about the years of pain I have endured at the cost of your hands.
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Why Your Dirty Little Secret Should Be Celebrated

One of my favorite shows is “Entourage,” despite its depressingly poignant way of reminding me that all of the fancy luxuries in my life are lacking.
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How Our Generation’s Popular Music Fuels Promiscuity on the Dance Floor and in the Bedroom

“I got a feeling” that you have more than once been lured into a party by the pounding rhythms that make Isla Vista’s heart beat, danced until the stiff air made you sweat and found a rando to g...
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Pain, Pleather and Pleasure: Need We Say More?

Here’s the thing: I like to be spanked. Preferably to the point of intense pain.
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Pain, Pleather and Pleasure: Need We Say More?

Here’s the thing: I like to be spanked. Preferably to the point of intense pain.
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Former Editor Returns to Liberate UCSB’s Libido

Modern sexuality as we know and enjoy it is the result of — nay, an evolving process rooted in — a long history of repression.
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Drunken Hookups Yield Diminishing Pleasure

The thing I love about college is it’s the only place I can do everything wasted: cook, booty call my grandmother and make it home with at least one shoe on.
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You, Me and Magnum Makes Three

In the real world, a box of condoms costs about ten dollars. In college life, sex and relationships interns make the starry Isla Vista skies rain with bulk Lifestyles and banana flavored Durexes.
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Dorm Rooms Make for the Best Sexperiences

Long ago, UCSB first decided to remind freshmen of their infantile nature with the familiar barred sidings just like when you were a baby.
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Bedroom Etiquette for Dummies

Communication about sex is by default neither easy nor common for parents, so excuse their embarrassment and take it upon yourself to be learn how to be polite.
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The Hump Addresses Final Sex Questions

Below are a series of questions written by a group of truly sophisticated, resourceful college boys. I’ve been instructed to answer all the questions honestly and without reserve.
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Seniors Should Reconsider Their Perspective on Underclassmen

“Oh wow, you’re a senior? Man, you’re probably the oldest person here.” Ouch. Like big wooden splinter in the soft spot between your toes kind of ouch.
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Avoiding the Dangers of Sexual Dehydration

A couple of weeks ago, I woke up curled comfortably next to one of my best friends. He jolted up, looked at me, and then with a disappointed look on his face, muttered, “Shit, I thought I got laid f...
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Leftover Lovers Satisfy the Cunning Gourmet

Imagine coming home from a night on the town. You’re hungry, drunk and totally out of food.
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