Nexustentialism
Unfortunately for all social media fanatics, a life-changing phenomenon has been lost amongst the world of tweeters. That’s right, Jaden Smith has officially deleted his Twitter account.
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Too often, the gangster genre gets boiled down to a handful of classics: “The Godfather,” “Scarface,” “GoodFellas.”
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A few days ago, I experienced a magical re-awakening where the Facebook “trending” news sidebar actually taught me something useful: Waka Flocka Flame had announced that he was running for Preside...
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Being away at college means that you miss a lot of family gossip and events. Sometimes you forget that life moves on without you.
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Now don’t get me wrong, Cinco de Mayo is one of the greatest days known to mankind—and I’m not just saying that because I, myself, was born on May 5th. However, where does Cinco de Drinko cross ...
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There’s one drug that stands out amongst the rest. People talk about it like they would an urban legend or ancient myth. That drug is DMT — aka N,N-Dimethyltryptamine.
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With Extravaganza right around the corner, there has been much speculation as to which artists are going to make the lineup.
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We’ve all been there. It’s your first day on campus, and all you’re trying to do is get some info about your soon-to-be university.
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To be honest, I was planning to shit on this movie. It looked shitty, it sounded shitty, and given my jaded tendencies, I was expecting to have a shitty time.
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On Saturday, April 11th, all future Gauchos will be visiting our paradise of a school in hopes of getting a glimpse of what the next four years of their life will be like.
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In honor of International Women’s Day, I would like to take a moment to honor the women around the world who have dedicated their lives to further equality in our not-so-equal world; women, both tou...
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Being sober at a party where everyone else isn't can definitely be annoying because of people pushing and bumping into you, the heat and smell from dancing the night away, and the infinite amount of d...
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Everybody likes a good nap. Whether after an 8 a.m. you didn’t have enough sleep for or during a weirdly-spaced gap between classes, a quick nap can help reset your day and get you going again.
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Every day people go to the theater hoping to see the film of our generation, the movie everybody will remember.
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February 14. While some may know this as a day full of heart-eyed emojis, romance and mushy feelings, for a lot of us, it’s a reminder of your singleness.
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Random cousin from Illinois you’ve previously met twice who was visiting and you’re now stuck with indefinitely
Overprotective dad who doesn’t let you go to the grocery store
Brother who has been playing video games in his room for two straight months and hasn’t even realized there’s a pandemic
Family dog who’s been taken on so many walks that he’s finally over it
Older brother back from college trying to convince your parents to buy him alcohol so he can simulate being at the frat house
Introverted sister writing fanfiction and thriving without social interaction
Parents who didn’t really get along but now won’t stop silently doing puzzles together
Old grandpa who refuses to wear a mask
Fish who’s finally getting consistently fed
The mom who made a color coded daily schedule that stretches until 2022 — just in case
Younger sister who is a D1 volleyball player and won’t stop going on runs
Grandma who’s knitted you eight new sweaters even though it’s summer
