Nexustentialism

An Open Letter from a Struggling Bio Student

No matter how many times I mention the acronyms MCDB or EEMB, people don’t understand.
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Incoming Freshman Outbreak Threatens To Overrun UCSB

Hordes of high school seniors swarmed campus following the release of a virus known as "letters of admission."
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5 Movies That Need To Be Made

Every year, it seems like the same movies are released over and over again just under different names. Here are my suggestions that I think would mix things up a bit...
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12 Romantic Dates on an Isla Vista Budget

This weekend, treat your special someone to something special while only exerting minimal effort!
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Keeping Your Frat Meter Filled at the Homestead

Your OG residence may feel like being in a jail cell on a dry campus, but that doesn’t mean you can’t get lit.
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IVFP to Ramp Up Security at Deltopia

When news broke that horse-mounted police would not be used at this year's Deltopia festivities, it was met with excitement from local students. However, this apparent détente may be short-lived...
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What Kind of Roommate Are You?

Spring Quarter's here and it’s time to ask a few of the important questions: Can I take less units and still (kinda) graduate on time? Is Gaucho Ball exercise? And, what kind of roommate am I?
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Dangerous New Drinking Game Uncovered in IV

On March 17, 2016, Santa Barbara Police and Fire responded to a number of 911 calls on the 67 block of Del Playa. As a result of one such call, an unnamed student was transferred to Cottage Hospital a...
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Thoughts We Have During Finals Week

It’s finally finals week and let’s be real, you’re just one Top Ramen meal away from internal combustion. You’re faced with final papers and studying you should've started a week ago, your min...
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Dementor Invasion Results in Unusual I.V. Weather

Rain, fog and evil spirits bring a new meaning to Dead Week.
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Essential New Vocab for Staying Fresh with the Youths

Bae is hella af when you're fleeking in the trap!1!
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The Official Drunchies Drunkenness Scale

The only reason you remember getting Freebs is because you saw your nachos again the next morning.
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If the Presidential Election was like ‘The Bachelor’

With Super Tuesday upon us and The Bachelor coming to a close, Erin Lubitz looks at how these two tales of yelling, foreign policy knowledge, and valor aren't really that different after all.
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Leaked From the Future: Leo’s Best Actor Acceptance Speech

"I mean, after all this time … after all this time … you bastards finally gave me an Oscar."
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The Tipsy Academy Awards: Drink Your Way Through the Oscars

#Oscarssowhite we can't get through them without hard liquor
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