Resourceful Gaucho offering colonoscopies from DP apartment

Move aside, student barbers: Third-year communication major Steve Balboa has taken entrepreneurship to the next level by offering colonoscopies from his oceanside apartment on the 66 Block of Del Playa Drive. Much like his haircutting counterparts, Balboa has capitalized on a college-based market that has a lot of demand and virtually no supply, thanks to America’s atrocious, privatized healthcare system. Thanks to this savvy market move, Balboa has looked at over 45 students’ large intestines so far in 2024.