Groundbreaking Gauchos: UCSB student becomes first frat guy nationwide to discover clitoris

History was made in Isla Vista last Saturday, when a member of Sigla Tau Delta’s UCSB chapter found the clitoris. Aidan Thibodeau, a second-year economics major from San Diego County, discovered it at Deltopia, during a brief hookup that occurred at the Danka Gamma sorority house. While the breakthrough has yet to be ratified by the Interfraternity Council (IFC), it is believed to be the first instance of a Greek brother pleasuring a woman.