1. We want you to pay attention to other parts of our bodies — not just the exciting parts.

We like when you explore the skin on our bodies. There are plenty of spots that get us riled up that you tend to glaze over. Neck, ears, spine and even arms can get us feeling all tingly; you might be surprised how much it turns you on when we do the same to you. But seriously, do the ear thing.

2. We want you to pay a lot of attention to the exciting parts.

Women are capable of having more than one orgasm in a short amount of time, and we are more than willing to prove this to you. Don’t save the big moment for sex, that’s just the finale. Especially after we’ve gone down on you and you’ve made the mistake of either bouncing our heads like a basketball or trying to read Morse code on our scalps, it wouldn’t be such a bad idea for you to return the favor.

3. We want you to respect us.

We know that we’re not the only girl that you’ve done these things with, but we want to feel like we are. We want to feel like both of us are genuinely enjoying ourselves and not just trying to get off.

4. We want you to let us be a whore in the bedroom.

Shit, we want to be a lady on your arm, sure, but we want to be a closet whore, too. We want to see your skills and prove we have a few tricks up our sleeves too. We don’t want to just be a notch on your bedpost — we want to be a fucking accomplishment.

5. We want you to be sweet and sensitive.

We want you to care about us. We want you to go slow and make sure we’re getting what we want. We want to feel every sensation, not just to be jack-hammered to death.

6. We want you to be aggressive and rough.

We want you to make us go insane to the point where, if the sheets are still on the bed afterwards, it wasn’t even worth remembering. We want to see how loudly our bed creaks and we want our neighbors to call their landlords and ask for soundproof walls.

7. We want you to talk to us.

We want you to compliment us. We want you to say something cute. We want you to make us laugh.

8. We want you to shut the fuck up.

We don’t want you to say that one thing that you think will be really hot and sexy in the moment that actually isn’t. Don’t ruin the mood by giving us a play-by-play of what’s going on either — we’re getting a firsthand experience.

9. We want you to tease us.

We want you to play a little hard-to-get. We want to get to the point where we have to have you. We want to get as close to the edge as we can and then have to start again from somewhere in the middle.

10. We want you to have sex with us. Right. Now.

Hey, now, don’t tease us too much. At some point we want you to cut the bullshit and make it happen.

Yeah, okay, I contradicted myself a couple times. It’s not that we don’t know what we want, we just kind of, well … want it all. It depends on the day, I guess. Is that too much to ask?

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