New Laws Streamline Recovery of Kidnapped Children
Local Assemblyman Pedro Nava announced a bundle of new bills yesterday that he says will allow police to quickly find kidnapped children.
Creative Oil Spill Assessment Process Earns Grant
UCSB Geography Professor David Valentine discovered an innovative method for more accurate measurement of oil spill leakage by assessing methane concentration.
Sustainability Competition Tests Student Cooks
From carrot ice cream to carrot hummus, sustainable student chefs battling in “Kitchen Stadium” last night concocted a range of seemingly questionable, yet delectable cuisine.
The Hump Addresses Final Sex Questions
Below are a series of questions written by a group of truly sophisticated, resourceful college boys. I’ve been instructed to answer all the questions honestly and without reserve.
Gaucho Track Star Prepares for Nationals
After a jaw-dropping score of 5552 in the heptathlon at the Big West Championships, Nwaba has guaranteed herself a spot in the NCAAs.
UCSB Scientists Welcomed to Royal Society
Two UCSB professors were recently inducted into to Britain’s Royal Society in honor of their outstanding contributions to their fields.
Cal State Bakersfield Defeats Gauchos in Strong Performance
The Gaucho baseball team’s last home game of the season against Cal State Bakersfield yesterday turned into a battle of the bats…
Binary Star System Discovery Confirms Cosmological Theories
The science behind dwarf stars has become a bit clearer thanks to the discovery of a certain pair of stars obscuring each other.
Examination of Fossils Results in Reclassification of Specimen
What prehistoric creature has sharp teeth, lots of scales and was recently examined by a team of UCSB scientists?
Stagnant NBA Playoffs Fail to Entertain
We all know it could not have been that thrilling of a series, as the only thing I can remember from it was that atrocious slogan, “Fear the Deer.”