Smith Doesn’t Quite “Cop Out” ***
You may think that Bruce Willis and Tracy Morgan make the worst pairing since Eddie Murphy and Robert De Niro in “Showtime.” Strangely, you would be wrong.
Hordes Not to Blame for All Isla Vista’s Woes
So I have this article I’m supposed to be writing, but instead, I was sitting on my butt playing a little Call of Duty: Modern Warfare. As much as I was trying to justify this as “research,” I’m not really sure how defending America against the invading terrorist armies really applies to patrolling Isla Vista. […]
UCSB Inches Past Anteaters
After trailing by eight early in the second half, the UCSB women’s basketball team turned on the defensive pressure and battled back for a hotly contested 57-55 victory over UC Irvine last night at the Bren Events Center. Winners of their last four, the Gauchos (12-16 overall, 9-7 in the Big West) held UCI (9-19, 6-9) to only 24 percent from the floor in a decisive second period, keeping their dreams of a first-round bye in the upcoming Big West Tournament alive.
A.S. Keeps Candidate Party Name on Ballot
In the final meeting of the quarter, the Associated Students Legislative Council passed several resolutions concerning elections and campus speakers.
“Crazies” Not Crazy Enough **
I don’t know what it is, but George A. Romero’s films tend to translate into pretty damned good remakes. First, there was “Night of the Living Dead” in 1990. Then there was “Dawn of the Dead” in 2004. Now we have “The Crazies.”
Vagina Monologues Educate Men and Women Alike
A quarter of the women who attend UCSB will be sexually assaulted. For many of those women, that sexual assault will be the reason they leave school. The impact of sexual assault on university campuses is something I think about every time I enter a classroom, especially as an instructor. When I look at my […]
Gauchos Swallow Anteaters
Riding momentum from three straight road victories over the weekend, the #10 Gauchos beat #12 UC Irvine Wednesday night 3-1 to sweep the season series between the schools.
Liars and Cougars and Whores, Oh My!
Unless you’re a huge dork and can’t breathe because HBO finally picked up “Game of Thrones” (OMG, SO EXCITED), the only thing March means for you is the end of the frozen wasteland that was the Winter Olympics. Now we can all return to our crime shows, hospital shows, FOX shows and, for the truly sad saps out there, our CW shows. Come on, show yourselves.
SB Nabs Eighth
The UCSB men’s golf team finished in eighth place at the Braveheart Classic off strong scores from juniors Tyler Weir and Andrew Gunson. Weir shot two strokes over par over three rounds to finish at 218. His score tied for ninth place overall, his highest finish of the spring season. Weir credits the success to some new techniques he has implemented into his game.
Senior Home May Retire
Over 700 senior citizens will soon say farewell to Isla Vista, a result of Friendship Manor’s decision to relocate.