Board Allots Fresh Funds for New Term
The Associated Students Finance Board allocated $10,930 to five organizations during the first meeting of Winter Quarter last night.
Blinded By The Light
For 2010, the Weatherhuman has decided to sober up for good.
Gauchos Get Back on Track
The UCSB women’s basketball team bookended a disappointing Winter Break with a 54-48 comeback victory over conference-rival UC Irvine last Saturday at the Thunderdome to begin conference play.
Interns To Participate in Whale Project
A handful of UCSB students will have a whale of a tale to tell this quarter thanks to the annual Gray Whales Count.
Let Mama Let Go Slowly
Yeah, 2010, woo! In Russian culture, it’s proper to wish your friends and loved ones well for the coming year. I’ll do it for you since you’re reading my column, which automatically makes you my friend, if not my lover.
Greenhouses Await Grants, Repairs
UCSB’s greenhouses, like most campus entities, are suffering due to the university’s lack of green.
‘Eaters Fend Off UCSB in Opener
Hoping to get back on track heading into Big West play, the UCSB men’s basketball team failed to do so as the Gauchos dropped their conference opener to UC Irvine on Saturday night.
Stealing From Charity Ruins 21st Celebration
Someone tore the donation box off of the wall and stole all of the money out of it. Am I surprised? Not entirely. Disappointed? Absofuckinlutely. Along with my bike and most of the food from my freezer, someone actually had the nerve to steal money from charity. I am disgusted.
Armchair QB
Pittsburgh needed Oakland to beat Baltimore in order to make the playoffs. Leaving your fate in JaMarcus Russell’s hands is a bad idea. Needless to say, the Steelers’ offseason is coming early.
Crime Wrap-Up
Even with much of Isla Vista empty, the I.V. Foot Patrol kept busy over the break, responding to vandalism, property theft and multiple fights.