Dead or Alive
You’re still alive? Neat, I can almost say the same myself. Well, I know you’re busy, it’s okay, we both are. You’re downing your energy drink of choice and highlighting like a madman, or you’re writing paper after paper until you can’t see the screen anymore. You sleep coma-like for a few hours and then […]
Broncos Buck Gauchos
On a night where the Gauchos could not hold onto the ball, they also allowed an undefeated record to slip out of their reach. After committing a season-high 23 turnovers with 15 giveaways in the first half alone, the UC Santa Barbara men’s basketball team fell 79-68 to the visiting Santa Clara Broncos Saturday night at the Thunderdome, halting a four-game win streak that began on opening night.
Fast Contests Cutbacks
A group of students starved themselves for 27 hours to protest the steep budget cuts plaguing the UC system.
Turds and Tulips
Plump and juicy tulips to Dogtown, the newest eatery in Isla Vista. There’s just something about a sausage that makes our mouths water. Scared and confused turds to the UCSB alert system for its botched texts and e-mails. Suggested New Years resolution: become useful. Verdant, clear-skied tulips to the hills above Santa Barbara for not […]
Artsweek’s Favorite Films of ’09
1. “Inglourious Basterds”
We’re all well aware of Quentin Tarantino’s notoriety for dirty, unpolished cult classic cinema. What “Basterds” accomplishes is a popular culture version of his taste, where the cinematography is cleaner but the dialogue remains loyal to fans of QT. While gruesome and ridiculous, the movie is suspenseful and entertaining, which is not something typical for a snuff film. Take it to the bank, Tarantino, because you’ve now officially made another hit.
– Emelie Battaglia
Tournament Return
After missing the NCAA postseason for two straight years, the UCSB women’s volleyball team (22-7) will make its return tomorrow at 5 p.m. in a showdown with St. Mary’s (22-4) at Stanford’s Maples Pavilion.
SB Forum Focuses on Fiscal Mess
In response to criticism over his handling of the financial crisis, Chancellor Henry T. Yang held the first of three town hall meetings Monday to address students’ questions and concerns.
Community Housing Office Assists Post-Holiday House Hunters
Q: I heard that if we don’t find a house in January, we will be stuck living in one of the worst places in Isla Vista. Is this true?
Nic Cage Is the Good, the Bad and the Utterly Insane “Lieutenant” ****
A man drives down a dark, empty Louisiana street in an unmarked sedan. He spots a couple coming out of a nightclub heading toward the car. He flips on his red and blue lights and pulls up to the couple. The man flashes his badge and displays his Dirty Harry Magnum tucked in his pants as he asks the couple if they have cocaine on them. After some deliberation, he finally gets want he wants as the woman pull out her crack pipe and lights it for him. They begin to kiss, and before you know it, the situation escalates to sex on the hood of his sedan as the man forces the boyfriend to watch at gunpoint. This man is one of New Orleans’ finest. He also is the newly promoted it to Lt. Terence McDonagh (Nicolas Cage), and he is the epitome of police corruption, as well as every taxpayer’s worst nightmare in “Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call – New Orleans.”
UCSB Sinks Pacific in Finale
Sometimes when you are stuck in hot water, you manage to get out of dodge and overcome whatever obstacle stands in your way. Other times, it appears that you are stuck in a bottomless pool of bad luck that drowns you no matter how hard you try.
The latter scenario seems to reflect the campaign of the 2009 UCSB men’s water polo team, concluding their season last weekend with a seventh place finish in the Mountain Pacific Sports Federation conference tournament.
Given the seventh seed in the tournament, Santa Barbara (13-16 overall, 2-9 MPSF) had its hands full opening up against #2 Stanford.