Bush Blunders Tie Obama’s Hands

I lean back and imagine the remote in my hand controls one of those ritzy TiVo or DVR devices, and I rewind. As I do so — and I never thought I’d say this about watching CNN in reverse — I traversed the drearier half of the spectrum of human emotion.

City Fixes Rent Price Rip-Off

A federal court said living in a Goleta trailer park might have been a financial bonanza for residents, ruling that a local rent control ordinance set the price of mobile homes too low.

A Heavy Hand Could Steady Iran

Right or left, everyone acknowledges the insanity of letting this man acquire nuclear weapon technology, but have Obama’s policies effectively deterred Iranian nuclear pursuits?

Alumna Wins Nobel for Cancer Research

Carol Greider, who graduated from UCSB as an undergraduate in 1983, was named the recipient of the 2009 Nobel Prize for physiology or medicine yesterday for her contributions to cancer research.

Chronicler To Explain Wal-Mart

UCSB labor historian Nelson Lichtenstein, the author of a recent book on Wal-Mart, will discuss the retail giant’s impact on American economics today in a symbolically chosen empty retail space in Goleta.

A.S. Dispenses Funds

During last night’s three and a half hour meeting A.S. Finance Board allotted $19,687 of its Fall Quarter budget to eight student organizations.

Where Did I Leave My Bike Last Night?

Where did I leave my bike last night?
Did I leave it at a bar? Did I leave it near or far?

‘Chos Put Hurt on Hoosiers

With 10,114 fans and a national television audience to bear witness, the UCSB men’s soccer team slammed #9 Indiana 3-0 at home, and in doing so established themselves as a force to be reckoned with on the college soccer scene.

Yudof Reviews UC Financial Dilemma

University of California President Mark G. Yudof sat down for a talk with reporters from various UC student newspapers this Saturday to discuss the obstacles confronting the university.

Igor Finds the Answers to Life’s Persistent Questions

Hey, everybody! It’s me, Igor, here to serve you a plate of my hot, steaming, sweet and sour advice (now with free potstickers!). To have your queries catered to, drop me a line at dearigor@gmail.com. Bon appetit, yo.