Landlords, Leases and Life in I.V.

With each passing year, they come earlier. As every year rolls by, so too does the knocking. You don’t want to get up and answer the door. So you shout “come in!” to the faceless stranger outside your house. “It’s open,” you say. But the door remains closed, and the knocking persists. Finally you get […]

UCSB Slides Into Fullerton

The UCSB men’s baseball team will begin their last month of the regular season against Big West foe #5 Cal State Fullerton on Friday, playing a three-game series at Goodwin Field that could make or break their playoff hopes. “We must win the next three out of four – maybe four out of four – […]

The Weatherhuman Becomes a Fashion Advice Columnist

Point of fact: glasses don’t make you look smart. Well, not if you’re sitting in lecture in board shorts and a tank top, texting away to your brosephs about what a crazy night you had last Tuesday. They still don’t, for that matter, if you’re rocking juicy shorts, bleached-blonde hair and loudly talking with your […]

Exec Retires From Office

When Vice Chancellor for Administrative Services Donna Carpenter retires and leaves her post this week, no one will take her job.

Gauchos Return Home to Dine With Davis

After taking two of three over homesteading Pacific last weekend, the UCSB softball team returns home for a pair of Big West series to close out the regular season, beginning with a three-game stint against UC Davis. The Gauchos (23-22 overall, 6-9 in Big West) have an 8-2 home record going into the weekend, defeating opponents by 4.1 runs on average within the friendly confines of Campus Diamond.

Strickland Submits Energy Bill

Newly elected local California State Sen. Tony Strickland’s environmental credentials are being put to the test this month as his alternative energy legislation begins to wind its way through the corridors of the state capitol.

Trickle on Down

This week’s escape involved a wee bit of a story that centers around a mystical man. Our protagonist rises from relative Midwestern obscurity to become a mediocre sportscaster, an actor and then later (spoiler alert!) the 40th president of the United States of America. Yes, my salivating readers, I am referring to the one, the […]

Death Cab Brings Down the Thunderdome

SB Aims to Trample Mustangs

Year after year, every UCSB athlete circles one date on their calendars: their team’s match up against central coast rival Cal Poly. The track team members are no different, except in this case, they are out for something more. This Saturday, the Santa Barbara track team is out for revenge. Last year’s Mustang victory left […]

QSU Hosts Pride Week Pomp

The campus has been awash in rainbow flair since Sunday night, when 300 students turned out for UCSB’s 3rd annual student-run drag show at I.V. Theater.