Embrace the Midnight Munch

Drinking is ruining my life. No, it’s not the booze that’s to blame. The beer, spirits and bum wines are all treating me very well, actually. It’s the god damned drunk munchies that are sending me down a twisted rabbit’s hole into a Hot Pocket-filled valley of destruction. Like any true addict, my needs for […]

CD: International Dischord **

Based on his undeniable talent and innovation as a producer for acts like Spank Rock and M.I.A., Diplo probably deserves to have his work released as part of a compilation.

Naples Landowner Cancels Plan

The decade-long dispute over the development at Naples took a surprising twist late last week when the project applicant, Orange County developer Matt Osgood, abruptly broke ties with the county and terminated a long-standing Memorandum of Understanding.

SB Attempts to Annihilate Aggies

The UCSB men’s tennis team heads to Northern California this weekend as they play three matches in three days, including their first conference match against UC Davis. Head Coach Marty Davis preached the importance of the Big West matchup.

Try Your Hand at Frisbee Golf

Well, it’s that time again. Time to buckle down and get your shit together in order to actually pass those classes you’ve been ignoring. Yep, it’s midterm time. Some of you may scoff at the suggestion that there is a midterm “time.” There are a few of you out there who have been plagued by […]

FILM: A Stop-Motion Scarytale *****

As a child, everything is magical. The wind can whisper messages. There is no question but that you are special and magical, and very likely, a lost prince or princess from some far-off land. And that monster under your bed: He is most definitely real.

UCSB Sorority Probation To Cease Sunday

As punishment for mingling with a fraternity house no longer formally recognized by the university, all the sororities in the UCSB greek system have been on social probation for the past month.

Softball Heads to San Diego State

After a historic weekend in Arizona that saw the first perfect game in program history, the UCSB softball team looks to extend their four-game winning streak at the Campbell/Cartier Classic in San Diego this weekend.

Sex and Morality Should Mix

Apparently it’s Sexual Responsibility Week, but the irony must be lost on those well-intentioned people who had the idea for such an event. “Sexual responsibility” seems to imply that a college student, the target market of this campaign, can have an active, premarital sexual life while still remaining more or less “responsible.” The university will […]

FILM: A Killer of a Thriller ****

January is typically the month when studios release their leftovers, the films that are not deemed worthy of the main film seasons (summer and winter).