I Want A Recount!
Election Day is at hand! Finally, we’ll have an end to the inane political discussion that has gone on for months and months. We’ll have an end to the divisive punditry, the absurd 24-hour news coverage and the annoying campus politicos telling us about the evils of “the others.” Psych! No matter who wins, we’ll […]
Acid Accentuates Your Mind
“If you take acid, you can see God.”
What is this strange, magical, wondrous substance? It is the catalyst for the summer of love. One of the most potent drugs known to mankind. Greatly misunderstood, yet a key to The Doors of Perception. Exploited by the CIA in a secret mind-control program. A physical connection to the spirit. One of the greatest inventions of mankind.
Gunman Holds Up Highway 101
Brandishing a revolver in one hand and an American flag in the other, a disgruntled army vet stopped both lanes of traffic on Highway 101 in Santa Barbara for over three hours yesterday. The man finally surrendered after a bomb squad robot delivered the Barack Obama campaign sign he had requested.
UCSB Skinned by Cal Bears
The #7 UCSB men’s water polo team closed out the remainder of their regular-season road schedule this weekend with an 11-8 loss to #4 Cal before needing overtime once again to settle the score at #19 Pacific for a narrow 11-10 victory.
Creative Title for Paper Goes Here
Most undergraduate research papers are dumb. I will defend my thesis by writing an introductory paragraph, so that I can announce what you are about to read. In paragraphs two and three, I will write a bunch of bullshit. In addition, I will place a contrived transition in between each sentence, or else I will not receive an “A.”
Student To Represent State
If Barack Obama wins a majority of California’s votes today, a 20-year-old UCSB student will represent the state in the Electoral College this year.
Gauchos Lose First on Season
The defending national champion UCSB men’s club soccer team suffered their first loss since November 15th, 2007 at the hands of the USC Trojans this past weekend and now their playoff status remains unclear.
Campus Groups Plan Election Reminders
With Election Day finally here, UCSB’s student-run political groups are organizing massive last minute pushes to get I.V. residents out to the polls.
SB Wins Regional
This past weekend the UCSB women’s club soccer team took a trip down to Long Beach for the Regionals tournament, hoping to at least make the finals and thereby secure a bid to Nationals. The Gauchos accomplished this goal and more, as they beat San Diego State University in the finals 2-1.
Art Grant Endows Exhibit
The Getty Foundation has given the UCSB University Art Museum a $140,000 grant for the production of a traveling architecture exhibit.