A.S. Modifies Election Procedures
In the course of a three-and-a half-hour meeting, the Associated Students Legislative Council approved a bill to restructure the A.S. electoral process.
Armchair QB
Did you see that crazy fight that broke out at Talladega the other day? The QB would totally talk about it, except that NASCAR has no place on a sports page ever.
Immaculate Conception
A shark in Virginia is reported to have had a “virgin birth.” The lady shark got preggers without doin’ it. Do you all realize what this means? I sure as hell don’t. Are we going to be sharks in our next life? Are sharks really the superior beings? Do sharks prefer gold, frankincense, mir or […]
Home Sweet Home
When you’re running through your mental list of Isla Vista food options, do you suddenly feel limited? Do you become choked by asphyxiation as the walls inch their way toward your feeble body? Please, do not panic. Fasten your oxygen masks securely around your nose and mouth and let On the Menu introduce you to the newest additions to I.V. dining.
Gauchos Blindside UC Riverside
After being shut out Saturday for the first time in over 30 games, the Gauchos sorely needed some offense against UC Riverside. Their forwards obliged, and then some.
Hope My BF Don’t Mind It
I kissed a girl and I liked it. Forgive me for quoting the over-quoted, but it’s true. Like many heterosexual female partygoers, I have found myself in a booze-induced stupor, balancing myself on the lips of my best girl friend, while over-stimulated boys hooted and took pictures.
Regents Say Investments Are Sound
Although the UC investment portfolio seems to have survived the financial storm, its total stock holdings are still down $6.5 billion in value from last year.
Obama Needs Dem Support to Make Changes
Obama is steadily climbing ahead in the polls, the media’s crush on Palin is finally subsiding and McCain just seems erratic, cranky and old. So Democrats have nothing to worry about, right? Wrong.
Voters To Decide Fate of Prop 8
Come Election Day, Californians will have the option to vote for an amendment to the state constitution that would define marriage as a union between a man and a woman.