Armchair QB
Really Rays? Really? A seven run lead doesn’t do it for you? Honestly, if you let Boston pull the same shit on you that it did to the Indians last year, the QB will not be happy. He might even cry.
Police Blotter
Sat., Oct. 11, 1:17 a.m. — An officer on a uniformed foot patrol of the 6600 block of Del Playa Drive spotted a heavily intoxicated female being assisted by a male companion.
Worst. Ticket. Ever.
A couple from Chicago was slapped with a $9.5 million parking ticket after leaving their car for two hours in Glencoe, Ill.
Jolie Holland, Live at SOhO
“Give me that old fashioned morphine / It’s good enough for me / It was good enough for Billy Burroughs / It’s good enough for me,” the Texan-born singer warbled with her beautiful, distinctive drawl during the last song of her set Tuesday evening at downtown Santa Barbara’s SOhO Restaurant & Music Club before returning for an encore. Like morphine, her voice absolutely infects the listener with its intoxicating power.
California Debates Prop. 2
One of the propositions on the ballot this November seeks to improve the quality of life of farm animals, but opponents fear that the beasts’ gains will spell disaster for the state’s agricultural economy.
Frugality Makes the Party
There is absolutely no better way to step up your weekend than by throwing a barn-burning shitshow of a rager. Getting a couple hundred of your closest friends retarded in the comfortable confines of your own house sets a night up to be way more fun than staggering about DP. However, when booze accounts for […]
UCSB Rides to Corral Mustangs
After a disappointing loss to conference rival #24 Long Beach State last Saturday, the UCSB women’s volleyball team looks to bounce back against Cal Poly (9-7 overall) tonight in San Luis Obispo and Saturday at UC Riverside (7-13 overall).
‘Body of Lies’ Review
Who knew that a Ridley Scott-directed movie starring Leonardo DiCaprio and Russell Crowe about the capture of an Osama bin Laden-like terrorist before he strikes in America could be the worst crime against eyes since “Epic Movie”?
UCSB Group Investigates Pornography
Several prominent UCSB scholars gathered yesterday to discuss one of America’s favorite pastimes – watching movies of complete strangers fucking.