Authorities Plan I.V.’s Halloween
Officers from three local law enforcement agencies spoke to a small crowd at Embarcadero Hall last night about keeping Isla Vistans alive and well during the chaos that is Halloween weekend.
Secrets Revealed
Rodney’s Steakhouse, located inside Fess Parker’s Doubletree Resort in downtown Santa Barbara, doles out some of the finest quality, classic American cuisine in the county.
Proper Girls Prosper?
“Morality? This sex columnist chick should stick to something a little more her speed, like blowjobs!” Touché, kind sir who’ll never receive one from me. But I’m not talking about spiritual morality. I gave up on that freshman year, after my failed attempt at giving up sex for Lent.
He Said, He Said
Derek Mead: The dichotomy in baseball is more apparent than in any other sport. Baseball is a game managed purely by the percentages, and yet no other athletic endeavor has been filled with more superstitions and an utmost belief and respect in the intangibles. Millions of dollars are spent on stat tracking and analysis in […]
High Admission Congests Classes
With enrollment up by 379 students compared to last Fall Quarter, the campus is feeling the impact with crowded classes across disciplines.
Fruit Trees: Food for the Starving Co-ed
So, have you ever found yourself in this conundrum? You’re walking around campus between classes and hunger strikes. You have no Snickers bars, and you have no time to feast. You know the Arbor line is going to be too long, and you know you didn’t bring your wallet to class, anyway. You are in quite the predicament: Your belly rumbles but temporal, spatial and fiscal constraints prevent you from quelling your appetite. So you march on to class, hungry and tired. You’ve heard the brain works better on a full stomach, but this time you’ll bite the bullet and try to break the curve on the intelligence-versus-food intake graph.
Fist Fights, Flat Spells, and Everything Else
Surfers generally don’t have very many reasons to be bitter. We have a hobby that simultaneously gives us a tremendous exercise that would give even the most hardened yoga master a deep burn, and it just so happens to be much more fun than stretching and holding poses in a 110-degree room. You may take this kind of healthy physical activity for granted, but go to the gym sometime and watch the meatheads grunt as they bench press mountains of weights, snorting lines of protein powder in between each set, and then you will get some perspective.
State Finances Bring Broad Cuts to UCSB
UCSB is facing one of the worst financial crunches the campus has seen in years, administrators say.
Musings From a Moscow Man
Before arriving in Moscow, I knew I would miss my family, my friends and my lover, Katelyn. And I do, I miss them greatly — they’re all amazing people. But what I didn’t realize was how much I would miss something else, or rather, somewhere else. Somewhere I thought was just a fun place to go on a Saturday night, drunk and hungry with my friends. I’m talking about Freebirds.
Armchair QB
Mike Singletary is the new head coach of the 49ers, and he says the team from SF has “something special.” Special is certainly one way to describe the 2-5 Niners.