Newly Built “Collider” Suffers Breakdown

Less than three weeks after it was first powered up, the world’s largest particle accelerator ever built – the Large Hadron Collider – is already out of order.

Media Avoids McCain’s Infidelity

Editor, Daily Nexus, When Sen. John McCain came back from Vietnam to find his swimsuit model wife horribly disfigured, overweight and five inches shorter from a car accident, he spent the next seven years sleeping with other women. Finally, he dumped her and the children to wed the wealthier heiress Cindy Hensley for her father’s […]

Gun Violence Erupts on SB Street

Shell castings and bloodstains littered the 400 block of De La Vina Street in Santa Barbara early Saturday morning after a gang-related incident escalated into gunfire.

Bills Aim to Trigger Economic Increase

In the midst of discussions over the $700 billion bailout plan, Santa Barbara’s local congresswoman, Lois Capps, voted for two bills that seek to spur economic development and create jobs.

UC Center To Study Impact of Nanotech

The US Environmental Protection Agency and the National Science Foundation have enlisted several UCSB faculty members to head key elements of a new $24 million dollar center on the environmental effects of engineered nanomaterials.

SB Senior Plugs In to Scooter Business

A resident inventor has tapped into the blossoming alternative fuel market and created an electric scooter now available to the general public.

15/Undecided/Kansas City

There is a certain computer language etiquette that we all learned in high school because AIM convos were are the way to go when it comes to having serious discussions. You spell cool “kewl,” A/S/L means age, sex, location, and leaving your computer without putting up an away message is a mortal sin. If you […]

A.S. Welcomes Three 6 Mafia

Dirty South beats will dominate Storke Plaza on Saturday when Three 6 Mafia – the only rap group to ever win an Oscar – brings its Memphis sound to UCSB students.

Three 6 Mafia – best known for the award-winning song “It’s Hard out Here for a Pimp” – will be performing at the annual Associated Students Program Board Welcome Back show along with hip hop duo U-N-I and UCSB’s own Milkman. The free concert, which begins at 9 p.m., is open only to UCSB students.

Gauchos Prep for Big Ten Test

“The game against Indiana is just about the hardest game you’re going to get in college soccer.”

And Tim Vom Steeg would know. The two-time National Soccer Coaches Association of America coach of the year has seen his fair share of tough games.

A.S. Concert Unfit for UCSB

On Monday I received an e-mail from the university informing me that Three 6 Mafia is performing this Saturday, Sept. 27. To say the least, I’m ashamed of UCSB and the Associated Students Program Board. Anyone who’s ever taken a listen to the Three 6 Mafia knows that its music, although melodious, is laden with […]