Nicki’s Nifty News: It’s Not a Cold, My Wi-Fi Allergies Are Just Acting Up
If I could pick up a strong wireless signal anywhere in the world, I would be a happy camper. I think it’s a bit disgraceful that there isn’t more Wi-Fi available on campus.
Pretty Pretty Please?
Every college student subsisting on the DLG and junk food knows that a visit from family members is the best time to go out for some fine dining, free of charge. For those individuals fortunate enough to have parents in town for the weekend, On the Menu is here to help.
Farr Maintains Lead in Contributions
While 3rd District Supervisor candidate Doreen Farr still leads the pack in campaign fundraising, in a marked turn around, Steve Pappas raked in the most cash during the last filing period.
Make It Work
You knew the QB had to weigh in on the Athletic Dept.’s marketing division as well right? Two words baby: beer garden! Make it happen, captain.
Bottoms Up: Collins Bids Column Adieu
Fellow Gauchos, I have some bad news for you. This is my last column as your “Drinker’s Digest” columnist. After two years of trying new drinking games, suggesting party ideas and living as a functional alcoholic, it is time for me to pass the torch.
Cab Stealing Bastards
There are about a hundred drivers that will pick your drunk ass up from State Street and get you safely home any day, any time. From the cab companies to Bill’s Bus, we in Santa Barbara are spoiled with a plethora of DD’s who can take us home so we can avoid that DUI.
Gauchos To Bring Medical Supplies, Services Abroad
With medical supplies and living essentials in tow, 50 UCSB students will travel to Honduras for a week this summer to help treat the Central American nation’s poorest denizens.
Survey of Campus Says Students in Dark About Policy
As the implementation of the Minimum Cumulative Progress requirement looms, an Associated Students survey revealed that 41 percent of respondents remain unaware they may be obligated to take 15 units per quarter beginning this fall.
UC Restraining Order Delays Strike
The University of California has filed a restraining order against all patient care and service employees in a strategic attempt to bar the UC workers’ systemwide strike set for June 4.