Mooj, Just Please Stop

Got to admit, that was pretty eye opening stuff from the Wednesday Hump last week.

Don’t Call on Me, Telemarketers

It never fails; you will be sitting in front of your T.V. watching your favorite show and the phone rings. No, it is not the guy saying, “Hello Sydney,” it’s worse: It’s a damn telemarketer trying to sell you shit or make you take a “quick survey” that takes four hours.

Diabetes Epidemic Causes World-Leading Pharmaceutical Company to Act

As part of a $14.4 million campaign, UCSB’s Institute for Collaborative Biotechnologies is working with five institutions to discover unprecedented ways in treating and preventing diabetes.

He’s So Smooth

Ervin Santana? 6-0 with a 2.02 ERA and a 0.88 WHIP. Johan Santana? 3-2 with a 2.91 ERA and a 1.01 WHIP. Sorry, Mets fans, the better Santana is under the radar out West.

‘Office’ Refuses to Die With Dignity

Whether you’re talking about sports, entertainment or any other aspect of life, one of the hardest things to do is to know when to quit.

Trees To Remain Rooted on I.V. Streets

Following protests from community members, the Santa Barbara County Board of Supervisors announced that the five palm trees facing Isla Vista’s Freebird’s World Burrito will remain in place.

Community Sweeps Ocean Floor

Several organizations, community members and local dockworkers took to the water last weekend to help cleanse Santa Barbara Harbor of accumulated seafloor junk.

Students Launch Internet Site for Clothing Brand

The student-founded I.V. Garb clothing line hosted its official debut party over the weekend to celebrate the label’s new Web site, distribution deal and recent sales success among the UCSB student population.

Adjustment of Graduate Housing Price Package Angers Future Residents

Causing dismay and anger among some graduate students, UCSB housing officials have raised the initially advertised rent package for the San Clemente Village graduate housing complex.

Davidson Library To Receive Extension

With several new construction projects set to transform the university in the next few years, students should continue to expect the familiar sight of cranes and bulldozers dotting the landscape.