OPP Refutes Alleged A.S. Code Violations in Hearing
Nearly three weeks after the Associated Students election ended, one party is still answering to allegations of unfair campaign practices.
Ambiguous Motives Define War on Terror
Well folks, the gig is up. We’ve put up a good fight, but now we must face the truth. We have not only lost the “War on Terror,” but we have become the very thing we set out to defeat. Now it’s time to take a deep breath, look at where we went wrong and try to plot a new course.
County Receives State Funds for New Jail Facility
Aiming to alleviate overcrowding in the Santa Barbara County Jail, the state conditionally awarded the county with $56.3 million last week to fund the construction of a new jail facility.
Working on Your Endgame
I’m graduating — it doesn’t mean I’m dying. Everyone acts like our lives are over and nothing will ever be the same and blah, blah, blah. It’s true, but there’s no need to be super melodramatic about it.
She’s Fit For A Straight Jacket
I hate to get personal with one person and cut my other thousands of readers out of the loop, but I have to do this. Today’s Weather is for the Evan guy who had a series of signs dedicated to him on El Colegio last week. Evan: DON’T DO IT MAN!! This chick isn’t worth it. She clearly did something terrible to end your relationship and then she topped that off by going completely batshit crazy and trying to win you back by embarrassing you with public signs. This broad’s fucked three ways toward the weekend buddy. You need to run and hide, and then go out and find a new girl, someone who will screw you rather than screw you over.
David Horowitz To Discuss Terrorism at Embarcadero
Following three weeks of controversy surrounding an advertisement placed in the Daily Nexus, occasional Fox News analyst David Horowitz will lecture tonight at UCSB.
Can’t We Just Cuddle?
When I started college, I had a strict “No Touching” policy. Then I got friends who yelled at me for not hugging them enough, so I started opening up my arms to them more.
SB One and Done in NCAA Tourney
The #58 UCSB men’s tennis team (15-10) barely lost the doubles point against #22 Stanford on Saturday afternoon at Pepperdine, a point that gave the Cardinal a 1-0 lead that allowed them to cruise to a 4-0 victory over the Gauchos in the first round of the NCAA tournament.
Hypocrisy Haunts
With only four weeks left until my final departure from UCSB, the urge to stir up certain issues has grown stronger and stronger. Controversy is not my strong suit. I actively avoid discussing anything of importance with religious fanatics, staunch supporters of certain political sides and the all-around misinformed.