Nicki’s Nifty News: Hot Girl Contest
Um, you guys, I have some really bad news. I didn’t win hottest college girl 2008. Damn it!
Let’s Beef It Up
If you’re the type of person who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn, then there’s really only one thing you should be focused on this Memorial Day Weekend: meat.
Sexy Peep Shows Please Onlookers
Everybody knows that sex in public is better than sex in private. Your hearts are racing even faster than usual as you try to finish before you get caught… but usually, you don’t get caught. I did.
Male Athlete of the Year: Pontius Leads Big West in Goals En Route to Player of the Year Honor
In the world of UCSB men’s soccer, recognition is all about opportunity. With talented players up and down the roster, it can be difficult at times for more unknown players to break through into the spotlight.
Drug Bust Links Suspects to Murder
After over eight months of an investigation that led detectives deep into the world of illegal narcotics, the Santa Barbara Sheriff’s Dept. has finally apprehended the men believed to be behind a September 2007 homicide.
District Supervisor Should Care for I.V.
The 3rd District supervisor election is upon us. We have all seen the campaign signs and the flyers tossed aside by uninterested voters. But we should all be interested, and this is why.
Female Athlete of the Year: All-American May Grabs Third at Nationals
After only two seasons as a Gaucho, sophomore Anne Marie May already has a very impressive trophy case, but this summer she has a chance to add another memento that anyone in the world would be proud to own.
Local Nonprofit Seeks to Aid Burmese; Junta Intervenes
As Cyclone Nargis tore its way through Myanmar earlier this month, Santa Barbara-based Direct Relief International quickly leapt into action.
Classic Dueling Brings Beer to the Wild West
Back in the days of the Wild West, there were gunslingers that were notorious for being quick to kill with their pistols. They were often found drinking whiskey and gambling in saloons.
AARP Lovin’
After hitting only eight jacks last year, Mike Piazza quietly retired yesterday. It’s always nice to see an athlete retire at the top of his game. Piazza is no such athlete.