I’ve Come to Reclaim Your Country:
“MONSTER BURRITO.” Now, the traditional stereotype of Americans is of fat, ignorant, boisterous people. The words “monster burrito” don’t exactly offset this theory.
Hot Game Offers Drinks on the Rock
Rock Band? Rock Band. Yes, the stuff of legends is now at your fingertips. And what better way to prove your worth as a rock star than incorporate drinking into your game.
California Scrutinizes Juicy Campus Web Site for Potential Legal Violations
Online gossip forum JuicyCampus.com came under attack this past week after state officials charged that the Web site’s “always anonymous and always juicy” posts violate consumer protection laws.
Santa Barbara Drops to Fourth in Own Tourney
After two rounds of its home tournament had been completed, the UCSB golf team stood in a promising second place. However, a disappointing performance on Tuesday knocked the Gauchos into a fourth-place finish.
Economic Lesson Calculates Advantages of Capitalism
On my desk lies a graphing calculator. With this device I am able to perform complex mathematical calculations almost instantly. All of the laborious and time-consuming arithmetic is computed by the internal processor and the solution is displayed on the screen.
Attorney Files Measure A Complaint
A local lawyer has filed suit against the Santa Barbara County Association of Governments, accusing the body of electioneering – or inappropriately using public funds – to promote a November ballot measure.
The Rookie
Nice to see that yesterday’s Giants’ starting lineup featured six guys over 30 years old, followed by a couple of infielders who don’t belong in the majors. Youth movement, my ass.
Tristan’s Tight Tidbits:
Hello, all. If you’re looking for Nicki’s Nifty News today, you won’t find it. If you look for it tomorrow, you won’t find it either. Why is that? Well, she has been fired – finally – by the all-new, all-male InterNexus editors.
Turds and Tulips
Sprightly, adventurous tulips to the Gaucho who rock climbed up Storke Tower. You didn’t leave us hanging for a moment, as you explained how to belay without ropes.