TV Viewers Prefer “Idol” Matters

As an entertainment columnist, I’d be remiss if I didn’t eventually dedicate a column to the highest-rated show on TV. Many of you love it, but I’m sure that even more of you hate it, so I won’t be offended if you stop reading and start mocking me after the next sentence. For the fans though, as Ryan Seacrest loves to dramatically remind us every week: This… is “American Idol.”

SB DA’s Office To Soften Drunk in Public Sentences

After nearly a year of experimenting with a harsher policy for underage public intoxication violators, the Santa Barbara County District Attorney’s office is taking a step back and easing up on the county’s younger drinkers.

UCSB Hosts #10 Fresno State

The UCSB softball team is amid an eight-game winning streak, but if you talked with Head Coach Brie Galicinao, you probably wouldn’t know that.

Jayhawk Down!

Did you see that shot? But the QB is kind of glad the tourney is over, because he would have killed the next person to say “Rock Chalk Jayhawk”

Campus Election Nears; A.S. Hopefuls To Begin Debates

Monday morning, students were greeted with a flurry of campaign signs signaling the beginning of three weeks of posters dotting the campus, T-shirts declaring party affiliations and fellow students pleading for votes – the 2008 Associated Students election season has officially commenced.

Groups Hand Out Anti-Rape T-Shirts

A sea of students sporting “It Affects Me” T-shirts marks the start of the annual campaign designed to educate the campus community about the effects of sexual violence and encourage students to take action against rape.

SB Takes Another Series

A split in a pair of ninth-inning nail biters and a blowout win in the series finale had the UC Santa Barbara baseball team (21-9 overall, 5-1 in the Big West) take down two out of three on the road versus Pacific (6-22, 1-5 in the Big West).

UCSB Shops Bring Funds to a Stop

This quarter, my collective syllabi required me to purchase a total of six books — which, like every fixed-income, last-quarter senior, I hesitated to purchase.

Nicki’s Nifty News: Man Heels

Short men, how long have you been plagued by your height deficiency? How many high school dances did you go to where your high heel-wearing date had to kneel down to fit in the picture with you? How many girls have turned you down just because they actually look down on you? Fear not! The newest fashion trend for all you shorties is man heels.

Damn It Natty

OHHhhhh man…FLOATOIPIA., lksdjflskdjf, first weekend dowointwon, firsts weeekend of spiring quatrter. ! Alqlweirlskdjaflsd. I can’t conscentrate right now people, tooo much fun, 2 MUCH BOOZE. TOO MCUH SUN. $59 Natty Kegs!!!!! I’m Ssleeping TILL Tuesday . Don’t bother me? Super CUCS is my rfreaking savior. WAIT, what effffffing day is tdayoy>? Monday’s Forecast: WE’RE GOOING […]