UCSB Hotties Test Teachers’ Testes
I’ve been giving some thought to career choices, and I’ve come to a conclusion: Being a professor at UCSB would be the worst job in the world.
Yes, Even Ice Cream Goes Well With Beer
The weather has been amazing lately. This quarter will hopefully be filled with many warm and sunny days. On a beautiful day like this, what do you find most refreshing?
SB Battles Crosstown Rivals
Only two days after playing a grueling weekend series that was capped off with an 11th-inning marathon loss last Sunday, the UC Santa Barbara baseball team will have a great opportunity to bounce back against Westmont today at Caesar Uyesaka Stadium.
UCSB Researchers Study Nanotechnology Development in China
China is attempting to “leapfrog” the United States in nanotechnology research, according to two UCSB researchers.
Planned Biopic Slanders President
When you hear the name Oliver Stone, surely you think of the director’s mind-blowing, entertaining films like “Alexander,” his unbiased political recounts of John F. Kennedy’s assassination or Richard Nixon’s involvement in Watergate. Right. The man has a tough time recouping the production costs of many of his films, yet he still continues directing. What’s more, his films are plagued with historical inaccuracies and are a target of constant criticism from newspapers and historians. Not exactly your model director.
That’s the Spot, Right There
Massage parlors in Indonesia are asking their female masseuses to make it clear that sex is not part of the massage by padlocking their skirts and pants.
I Can Make Some Mac and Cheese
There are some songs that cheer me up and get me on my feet no matter how awful my day has been. Example: Rilo Kiley’s “The Frug.”
Tibetan Freedom Torch Tour Hits UCSB
Raising Tibetan and Chinese flags as well as their voices, some 200 members of the UCSB community – and even the Dalai Lama’s nephew – flooded Storke Plaza yesterday.
Gauchos Split Final Regular-Season Weekend
The final weekend of the regular season essentially summed up the entire regular season for the UCSB women’s tennis team, as the inconsistent Gauchos could not capitalize on a emotional 5-2 Friday win over UC Davis, losing to rival Cal Poly 7-0 on Sunday.