Cavaliers Rope Gauchos in NCAA’s First Round
Norfolk, Va.– Following a two-year absence the UCSB women’s basketball team got a rude welcoming back to the Big Dance.
Pot ‘O Gold
Ah, St. Patrick’s Day – my favorite drinking day of the year. Albeit, I’m a little biased considering it’s also my birthday. But that’s neither here nor there – the most important thing to be doing this Monday is not studying for finals. Studying is for squares. No, the most important activity you should be doing is what we Gauchos do best – drinking.
UCPD Arrests Former Student for E-mail Threats
A former UCSB student wanted on charges of e-mailing threats to a university chemistry professor was arrested on Monday at Los Angeles International Airport.
Five Years… and Counting
For Maj. Mike Salvo, a UCSB associate professor of military science, Americans seem to have simply forgotten the pain of September 11 and the threat Islamofacism represents.
I Hate Whoever Complained Today
Nice of the corrections people to steal my final box of the quarter (a-holes…). Now I can’t even say a real goodbye as we all head for spring break. To those of you smart enough to find me on Facebook: Congratulations and keep sending questions. The rest of you need to watch more “Law & […]
UCSB Student Creates a Pill To Relieve Asthma
People with chronic asthma can now breathe easy with fifth-year global studies major Caesar Ho’s new asthma-relieving pill, BreatheFree.
SB Clinches Title in Overtime Thriller
Channeling memories of Christian Laettner, Chris Webber and Aaron Nixon, the UCSB men’s basketball team came away with an overtime victory in the wildest game of the season, clinching the Big West regular season title and the #1 seed in this weekend’s Big West Tournament.
Nicki’s Nifty News: Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?
When I was in Paris last fall, I was shocked by the amount of L-O-V-E I saw. I thought it was just because I wasn’t used to Parisian love, but it seems that sexual promiscuity is on the rise with French women.
Staff Editorial: Turds and Tulips
Bright, presidential tulips to Hillary Clinton for taking the time to speak at UCSB before Super Tuesday. We wish we could have shown you Del Playa Drive.