A.S. Acquires New Space for Offices
Associated Students will expand its offices this Spring Quarter into what will become “The Annex” – also known as Building 434.
Chewy Blunts
Congrats, Chris “Birdman” Andersen, for getting back in the league after a two-year drug suspension. Here’s to smoking some celebratory chewy blunts with the QB and ‘Sheed.
He Said, He Said: Dapper Gentlemen Definitely Ditch The Head Accessories
After years of working here, I’ve grown accustomed to the Nexus ladies looking up when I enter the office. For a long time, I attributed this to my God-given good looks, but it soon became apparent there was more at work here than just good genetics.
Homeless Hooch Helps Gauchos Party Hardy for Cheap
It hit me harder than the violently bright sunrise waking me up as I was sprawled out on top of my roof: I’ve hit rock bottom. Waking up every day with a hangover has taken such a toll on my wallet that not even Borski is within reach of my meager college income. At this point, I’ve been forced to embrace the very essence of every drunk to ever pass out in a children’s park and dive deep into the sickly-sweet world of bum wines.
Budget Cuts May Hurt UC Admissions
Although the University of California has committed itself to offering all eligible undergraduates admission for 2008-09, future applicants may get a different response.
Fraternities Register Marrow Donors
At yesterday’s marrow registration drive, about 80 students signed up in the hopes of giving patients with diseases like leukemia and lymphoma hope of finding life-saving donors.
That’s What He Said: NBC Threatens to Turn Off “Lights”
On the surface, it would appear the last quote has nothing to do with the previous two. But when it comes to the plight of NBC’s phenomenal show “Friday Night Lights,” everything else has become subservient to the fact the show simply doesn’t get the ratings – and thus the advertising money – to stay on the air.
Researchers Map Out Global Human Impact
Scientists at the UCSB National Center for Ecological Analysis and Synthesis have put the total human impact on the oceans on the map.