Top-Ranked Bruins Travel North to Invade Rec Cen
After what seemed to be a promising start to the season, the UCSB women’s water polo team comes home this weekend to play #1 UCLA searching for answers and to end their eight-game losing streak.
Santa Barbara Looks to Repeat at All-Cal Cup
After sweeping the Gaucho Round-Up last week, the UCSB men’s and women’s track teams will head down the coast to face four other UC schools this Saturday at Irvine’s Anteater Stadium. Joining UC Irvine and the Gauchos in the All-Cal Cup will be UC Riverside, UC San Diego and Big West Conference newcomer UC Davis.
UCSB Looks to Rebound After Heart-Breaking Loss
After a 13-inning loss on the road against #3 UCLA, the UCSB baseball team (3-1) will look to bounce back in a four-game series at Loyola Marymount (1-3). The Lions, who have already played and lost to two Big West powerhouses in UC Irvine and Cal State Fullerton, will also try and get back on the winning track, hosting their first home series at Page Stadium.
Not Taking Sides
The Nexus sports crew knows how to make it rain, but it’s hard to tell what side we’re taking in the Mayweather vs. Big Show bout. We’re guessing Floyd just buries him in a truckload of Benjamins.
Pavlovian Sayings: Last Call at the Thunderdome
Because the marketing department for UCSB Athletics has seemingly been on vacation for the last four months – with the exception of creating a timeout game in which the odds of winning are nearly one in 300,000 – we’ve done our best here at the Nexus sports page to try to convince students to make it out to men’s basketball games.
“Julie Cooper’s Gonna Be Pissed…”
Color me unsurprised at the news that former television whorebag Mischa Barton was charged with four misdemeanors on Tuesday, including DUI and possession of marijuana.
Dream Voyaging Affirms Existence So Hold Tight to Turtles in Flight
Time spent sleeping equals one-third. Time spent dreaming approaches infinity. Where would you be without infinity?
Nicki’s Nifty News: Hey, Baby. What’s your sign?
Oh, confess already, you’re a flirt and you like it. Once you’ve got a belly full of wine, you start spittin’ game on everyone at the party. Even when you’re not drunk, you do that thing where you oh-so-slightly brush against his side while you’re walking together, or you text her with an innocent, “hey, q-t. wat’s goin on tonite?”
The Write Stuff
Cartoons aren’t just for kids, as anyone who’s watched the late-night programs on “Adult Swim” may have noticed. One of the star programs is “Aqua Teen Hunger Force,” an animated series about a crime-fighting fry carton, a milkshake and a meatball and their life in suburban New Jersey with their neighbor, Carl.