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Wednesday Stumped

I usually try not to crack on fellow Nexites, but I can’t help but take offense with the latest “Wednesday Hump.” If you’re writing about attractive presidential candidates, you can’t say that the Bush twins “aren’t attractive in the least.” Jenna Bush is a bone-ified babe, and I’m pretty sure that Barbara is hiding something […]

Santa Barbara Defeats Fullerton

On a night when senior forward Ivan Elliott scored a career-high 22 points, UCSB managed to hold off numerous late-game runs by Cal State Fullerton en route to an 83-80 victory.

SB Holds Energy-Efficient Car Test Drive

Running up to 20 miles on a single battery and a maximum speed of 35 mph, Santa Barbara played host to the test drive of one of the automobile industry’s latest emission-free cars.

Comics

Mind, Body & Soul: Hush Little Baby, Don’t Say a Word

The average college student sleeps about seven hours per night, while the typical requirement for adults is eight hours per night. Obviously, everybody knows the atypical person who functions just fine on four hours per night, or the bum who needs 12 hours. It is a relatively high priority for most, however, to economize the amount we sleep.

Gauchos Aim for First Win During 2008 Season

After a rough 6-1 defeat at the hands of #57 Sacramento State last Saturday, the UCSB women’s tennis team looks to rebound against Big West Conference rival Cal State Fullerton Friday. The Gauchos (0-1 overall) dominated the Hornets in doubles, but were unable to translate that success into singles victories.

Student Sues UCSB; Fails To Show in Court for Case

A former UCSB student who filed suit against the university for damages to his person failed to appear in court yesterday.

Globalized Economy Benefits Americans

People are always asking me, “Jordan, what’s globalization about? How will it affect me? Will I be outsourced?”

UCSB Seeks Victory Against Washington

Although they lost their season opener 4-3 to the University of Hawaii on Jan. 21, the UCSB men’s tennis team has high expectations for the rest of the 2008 season, expectations that include more than just a third consecutive Big West Tournament title.