Mr. Met
Johan Santana going to the Mets made the QB’s day. He’d pretty much give his life savings to see Mr. Met kick the crap out of A-Rod and Jeter.
Plan Bs Keep the Weekend Alive
Here’s a common scenario: It’s Friday night. You went to a few classes this week, maybe did some homework or studying and now it is time to go out and celebrate.
I.V. Businesses Survive Fire Unharmed
Despite forced closure for a few days, Isla Vista’s Silvergreens and Beat the Bookstore have recovered both financially and operationally from an electrical fire earlier this month.
State of the Union Calls for an Audacious Candidate
In lieu of the Kennedys’ endorsement of presidential candidate Barack Obama, I’d like to formally announce my choice for president as well.
Joint Event To Showcase Jewish, Muslim Comics
So a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar…
OK, not quite, but two such comedians will enter Embarcadero Hall tonight for a free performance.
Weather
Title: Bra-ve Sales Choice Bravo to a British retailer named Asda, which recently announced that it will no longer discriminate against bustier babes by charging more for bigger bras. Apparently all their bras will now cost the same, from A cup through F cup. This seems like an extraordinarily fair idea, since it’s a well-known […]
For the Democrat Presidential Nomination, the Daily Nexus Strongly Endorses Barack Obama
Who could have predicted a year ago that the once-inevitable candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton would run neck and neck with a junior senator from Illinois? Indeed, Barack Obama’s candidacy possesses something unique.
Leaky DP Ceiling Collapses During Heavy Rainstorm
The South Coast’s recent powerful storms claimed another casualty in Isla Vista last week, creating a makeshift skylight in a Del Playa Drive living room and forcing a houseful of Isla Vistans into the cold.
UCSB Hosts Third Annual Energy Conference
Centering on discussions ranging from reduced gas emissions to electric batteries that last for 150 miles, the Third Annual Emerging Energy Technologies Summit will take place at UCSB next month.