Correction

The ‘human had a lot to say today but someone at the Nexus screwed up. Check back tomorrow. Maybe. Correction In yesterday’s Finance Board article, the Black Student Union was funded via the Student Outreach Fund. The total general unallocated funds left over from the $113,598.02 at the meeting’s start is $37,778.02. Additionally, the Russian […]

Pipe Failure Leads to New Greka Oil Spill in SB Creek

Greka Energy Corporation, the corporation that spilled at least 140,000 gallons of crude oil and contaminated water into Santa Barbara County and its waterways over the last two months, leaked 8,400 more yesterday.

You’re Paying for the View

With a beautiful view of the ocean, sunny weather and a campus within walking distance, it is no surprise that thousands of UCSB students crowd into Isla Vista each year like clowns into a circus car. However, these luxuries do come at a price – literally.

Hook, Line and Sinker

Are swashbuckling sailors stowing away in your dreams and making you crave… seafood? Then let On the Menu prove that you don’t have to be Captain Jack Sparrow to get savory seafood with these local restaurants.

SB Hits Road for Last Place UCR

With the Big West standings changing on a daily basis, the UCSB men’s basketball team hopes to improve its position tonight against the conference’s worst team.

Real Gauchos Put Out in the Pacific

I once read you shouldn’t have sex in the water because you can get stuck together from the suction.

Proposed Pool Plan Perturbs Students

A recently updated campus development plan has named Rob Field 4 as a potential site for a new pool for UCSB’s swim and water polo teams, leading to an outcry from students who say it will invade student-use campus facilities.

Boarder Crossers Beware

Since the dawn of time, Southern California surfers have looked to one magical place for their fix of waves and Coronas – a majestic land where every beer comes with a free lap dance and every taco vender will send you to the emergency room. This little slice of heaven is known by many as […]

Raindrops Fallin’ on One Too Many

Fuck you rain and wind. I feel like I’m getting tag-teamed by the elements every time I walk outside.

Seminar Addresses

Party-goers sporting jerseys, bandanas and jewelry became the target of discussion last night, as students unpacked the racial connotation of “ghetto”-themed parties.