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Regents To Postpone Increase in Student Costs

The UC Regents met yesterday in Los Angeles for the third and final time this week, making the decision to postpone a possible raise in student fees until their March meeting.

Police Question Student About Accident

Police cars crowded Sueno Road last night as officers detained an unidentified UCSB student, following an alleged hit and run on campus.

All the Way From Monterey

Heavy rhythms, sparking piano, elegant drumming, brilliant horns, emotional delivery and soaring vocals were all on display on Monday at Campbell Hall.

I Did Not Have Sexual Relations With That Woman

Judging by all the liberals fainting around campus yesterday, I’m going to go out on a limb and assume that one or both of the Clintons are coming to town.

Entropic Break Descends into Haze Of Chimneys Ablaze and Dropped J’s

Relax, guys. No matter how much you puff out of it, I’ve learned there are just certain things in life you can’t avoid.

Armchair QB

Former Michigan QB Ryan Mallet enrolled at Arkansas after leaving the Wolverines program. No word yet on when Mallet and Head Coach Bobby Petrino plan to bolt for greener pastures.

Hillary Clinton to Make Campaign Stop in Rec Cen

Marking her first visit to the campus since 1992, Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton will make a surprise appearance at UCSB tonight.

Lights, Camera, Gauchos

UCSB boasts many well-known alumni who also happen to be Hollywood heavyweights, including Michael Douglas, Don Hertzfeldt, Doug Bresler, Tara Miele, Brad Silberling and even Jack Johnson.

Hopeful Republicans Get Primary Profile

With Feb. 5 – Super Tuesday – rapidly approaching, I feel I owe it to my conservative brethren to give a brief analysis of the current Republican candidates.