Five Finger Discounts Make Cents

In the same week where the iconic daredevil Evil Knievel passed away and a British teacher was sentenced to 15 days in prison for naming a teddy bear Mohammad, a cunning Irishman decided to create some more uplifting headlines.

Buckeyes Ruin Sb’s Playoff Run

The 12th-seeded UCSB men’s soccer team got going early Sunday, but could not hold on late as fifth-seeded Ohio State left Jesse Owens Memorial Stadium with a 4-3 double overtime victory to advance to the NCAA Quarterfinals.

Alleged Assault Victim Recounts Rape to Trial Jury

After a week of witness testimony, the prosecution finally called upon the alleged rape victim Friday afternoon to testify before the jury at Eric Frimpong’s trial.

Forego Milestones This Finals Season

Here we are again, at the crux of the quarter, finals upon us, and countless tests, papers, projects and presentations due during the supposed “dead week.”

Harris Lifts Santa Barbara Through Offensive Slump

It wasn’t pretty, but the Gauchos pulled off another win.

Mourners Meet in I.V. to Honor Friend With Ink

Honoring Ryan Moore, a Santa Ynez native who died in Lake Tahoe on Wednesday, 11 of his close friends gathered in Isla Vista on Friday to receive memorial tattoos.

Think!

Top Gauchos Earn Olympic, NCAA Championship Bids

Federal Way Pool proved a fantastic venue for the UCSB men’s and women’s swimming teams as the women took fourth place out of twelve with 823.5 points and the men placed fifth out of ten with 643 points in the Husky Invitational this weekend.

Locals Battle in Beer Pong Tourney

Dozens of beer lovers came together over the weekend to compete in the Isla Vista Beer Pong League Championships, held at Giovanni’s restaurant in I.V.

Armchair QB

Playoffs? Playoffs? If the BS, I mean BCS, officials are attempting their best Jim Mora Sr. impersonation, then they’re