Armchair QB

The worst part about Kansas losing to Missouri is that now their coach’s 500-pound frame won’t be on SportsCenter every 15 minutes.

UCPD Investigates Symbolic Graffiti on Campus Walls

Vandals tagged the UCSB campus and parts of Isla Vista over Thanksgiving break, making use of a symbol found in the 1966 Thomas Pynchon novel The Crying of Lot 49.

Dorms, Apartments Envelop UCSB Years

When students leave home for the first time, many parents suffer from what supposedly qualified professionals label “empty nest syndrome.”

UCSB Reels Off Third-Straight Win

After a first half in which they looked like they were still recovering from the effects of having eaten too much turkey, the UCSB men’s basketball team…

Smoking Turkey Causes House Fire

Santa Barbara County firefighters responded to a house fire in Goleta on Thanksgiving after residents reported a cooking accident.

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SB Ends Year on High Note

Tryptophan had no adverse effects on the UCSB women’s volleyball team this past weekend, as the Gauchos ended their season at the Baden Thanksgiving Classic in Long Beach.

Grant To Create Database of Reserve’s Wildlife

Student birdwatchers and university ecologists alike will soon receive a more in-depth account of the local estuary thanks to a recent allocation of $4,000 to the Devereux Slough Monitoring Program.

Santa Barbara Gives National Power Maryland All It Can Handle in Defeat

Sometimes even a loss can show how well a team is playing.

UC Application Includes Additional Ethnic Groups

Asian and Pacific Islander students applying to the University of California now have the option of 23 different categories to mark for ethnicity.